❄️ New coolant unlocked + classic shop chaos

This new coolant works pretty good!

Apparently snow is the new coolant.

Best / funniest comments

• “You can't park your dumpster there”

• “An EZ path right where it belongs”

• “Might cause surface rust”

• “You won’t have to worry about thermal expansion…

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“I don’t know what I did”

We’ve all worked with this guy. Some of us were this guy.

Best / funniest comments

• “Just by looking and taking a guess, I’d say he fucked up. That’s my best guess. This is some shit my night shift guy would pull. Just leave a handwritten note and let day shift deal with it”

• “I think he probed the part a little too hard”

• “My guess is it had something to do with Z and a decimal point”

• “After having this happen more than once, we had a sub-routine built-in to every program. MDI was only allowed by Set-up leads. 20 CNC's 4 leads 2 on first shift and 2 on second shift. No more crashes in 9 years.”

• “Anyone who hasn't crashed one is either a damned liar or just hasn't ran one long enough.”

• “You f*cked up A A Ron”

• “If I did this, I’d just quit and go home.”

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